I wanna be wined and dined and... sixty nined.
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
my housemates just told me that this girl I’ve been into forever doesn’t seem into me and it’s like COULDNT SOMEONE HAVE SAID SOMETHING SOONer?!?!?! Before I EMBARRASSED MYSELF A THOUSAND TIMES?!?!?
And like why can’t I be happy with the people who are showing interest and wanting to hook up? because I want what I can’t have
And like why can’t I focus on ACTUALLY IMPORTANT THINGS?!?!
― Benny Bellamacina (via psych-quotes)
(Six word story #12)
I don’t sleep on Thursday nights and I don’t particularly like myself