I wanna be wined and dined and... sixty nined.

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importantbirds:


My conure birb falling asleep.

Soft handbrib soft soft a smalle nappe givem the tiny whisper kissem yes okay good nighte 

importantbirds:

My conure birb falling asleep.

Soft handbrib soft soft a smalle nappe givem the tiny whisper kissem yes okay good nighte 

prayersforpanics:

coldheartwarmblood:

deathcomes4u:

buggy-heichou:

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

IT’S EVEN SMILING WHILE ASLEEP.

Possibly the most harmless creature Australia possesses.

holy shit he is so adorable I WANT 5

fuck 5 I WANT 17

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.

Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita (via feellng)

sarcastics:

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off