I wanna be wined and dined and... sixty nined.

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as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries I have not visited. Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town, being pressured into making decisions about my future, when I barely even know who I am.

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(Source: lluxuria)

my housemates just told me that this girl I’ve been into forever doesn’t seem into me and it’s like COULDNT SOMEONE HAVE SAID SOMETHING SOONer?!?!?! Before I EMBARRASSED MYSELF A THOUSAND TIMES?!?!?

And like why can’t I be happy with the people who are showing interest and wanting to hook up? because I want what I can’t have

And like why can’t I focus on ACTUALLY IMPORTANT THINGS?!?!

Goodnight, world

If you wake up tired, you’ve been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.

― Benny Bellamacina (via psych-quotes)

I don’t sleep on Thursday nights and I don’t particularly like myself